Showing posts with label The Jon Stewart Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Jon Stewart Show. Show all posts

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Stewart: It’s Much More Inconvenient To Delete 30,000 Emails than Use Two Email Addresses

Mar. 11, 2015




STEWART: “Look, here’s the thing, the rule exists so that the government can automatically archive all your work e-mails. But since you did it your own way, your work e-mails are all mixed up with your personal e-mails, and now they have to be separated out. Let me guess who you chose to handle that delicate job.”

CLINTON [video]: “What I did was to direct, you know, my counsel to conduct a thorough investigation... I am very confident of the process that we conducted... I have no doubt that we’ve done exactly what we should have done.”

STEWART: “And I have no doubt that you have no doubt. And maybe you did hand over everything you were supposed to, but when we all agree to do things a certain way and you do it in a different way, it looks weird. It’s like we all agreed to recycle— blue cans and the green cans. But you go, got it, blue and green. We say is she going to put them in the cans? And you go — no, but I’ll take care of it. And then we think, just put it in the ( bleep ) green can! How hard is it? No, no, it’s okay. I got the glass. I’m doing it in my house. It’s okay. So just for funssies, why don’t you let somebody who doesn’t work for you look through those personal e-mails just to see if you missed anything.”

KARL [video]: “Clinton said after she went and organized her e-mails determining which ones were official business to be sent over to the State Department and which ones were personal, that she deleted about 30,000 e-mails that she determined to be purely personal.”

STEWART: “What the ( bleep )?”

CLINTON [video]: “I didn’t see any reason to keep them.”

STEWART: “And welcome back. You just told us you didn’t follow the rules because having two separate e-mail address would be way too big a pain in the ass, but you know what is a far bigger pain in the ass? Trying to delete 30,000 e-mails. We’ll be right back.”


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Stewart Calls Fox News ‘Racism Deniers’

Mar. 11, 2015



STEWART: “ — By overwhelmingly harassing black people. No accumulation of racist incidents is enough to convince these guys that racism is still a society-wide problem. Especially considering the conservative media’s whole business model is generalizing isolated incidents. Using one lobster-eating surfer on food stamps or one renamed holiday parade to convince their fearful viewers this country is in the throes of a freeloader’s Christmas war. I guess in Fox world poverty is a choice but being racist is a product of your environment. You know what? Even with that in mind, I’m hopeful. Because racism deniers are just a slight inflection away from actually understanding the depth of the real problem. Here’s Megyn Kelly explaining why finding emails from Ferguson police supervisors comparing the president to a chimpanzee is not evidence of a larger issue.”

KELLY [video]: “There are very few companies in America, whether they’re public or private, in which — if you sic 40 F.B.I. agents on the company and review every email and every document and every communication between the employees, you won’t find any racist emails, any inappropriate comments and then tar the entire organization with that is problematic.”

STEWART: “It’s so close! You have the right words. Your inflection is just a little off. Let me try it again. There are very few companies in America where if you review their communications you’re not going to find racist e-mails! You see the difference? You see that? And then just as a suggestion you could tag that sentence with, ‘How f*cked up is that!’”


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