Monday, July 21, 2014

Where's HER spreadsheet on HIS "Performance"?

Man Creates Spreadsheet of Wife's Reasons for Turning Down Sex

By Elisabeth Griffin, Jul. 20, 2014, Esquire.com

Don't do this. Ever.

This is one way not to excel at life. A frustrated husband decided to create a spreadsheet detailing all the times his wife said no to sex and the reasons she gave him. Then emailed it to her. Because that's a great idea and an even better way to turn her on. His wife, reddit user throwwwwaway29, then posted the spreadsheet online:



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2 comments:

  1. Don't get me started on his excuses! Every day and every weekend it's something! He told me a while back that he is a morning person and I have never liked it!! WTF??? I am always ready or awake before him yet I get nothing. I call BS!!

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  2. I don't even like people to say good morning before I have my coffee.

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