By Elisabeth Griffin, Jul. 20, 2014, Esquire.com
Don't do this. Ever.
This is one way not to excel at life. A frustrated husband decided to create a spreadsheet detailing all the times his wife said no to sex and the reasons she gave him. Then emailed it to her. Because that's a great idea and an even better way to turn her on. His wife, reddit user throwwwwaway29, then posted the spreadsheet online:
Don't get me started on his excuses! Every day and every weekend it's something! He told me a while back that he is a morning person and I have never liked it!! WTF??? I am always ready or awake before him yet I get nothing. I call BS!!
ReplyDeleteI don't even like people to say good morning before I have my coffee.
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