Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Scientists Discover Most Powerful Force on Earth: The Sharpton Effect --Don't try this at home

Scientists Discover Most Powerful Force on Earth: The Sharpton Effect --Don't try this at home

April 09, 2014 Canadafreepress.com , MSNBC 1 Comments
By William Kevin Stoos, Apr. 8, 2014, Canadafreepress.com

-- Satire

The “Reverend” Al Sharpton: professional race baiter, creator of the infamous “Tawana Brawley scandal” in which he accused several white law enforcement officers and a prosecutor of raping a young black girl (which eventually led to a substantial defamation verdict against him and others because of his false allegations); MSNBC “commentator” whose show “Racial Politics Nation” caused him to be named “Reporter Least Likely to String Two Intelligible Sentences End to End” by The Society for the Preservation of English, and who famously pronounced “white Hispanic” George Zimmerman guilty of murder before he was even charged, recently received some more unexpected notoriety. And Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter, Head of the StoosViews International Media Conglomerate Science Division, and frequent contributor to the powerful Canada Free Press, was there.

Hugh, named “Outstanding Science Reporter, 2013” by the Al Gore Save the Planet Foundation, “Reporter We Would Most Like to Hang With, 2013” by CNN and frequent visitor to the White House–a man who is respected on each side of the aisle in Washington, D.C. and holder of doctoral degrees in Physics and Chemistry—received an unusual call from his old friend Dr. A. Tom McPardical–Chief of the Physics Division of the respected Livermore National Laboratories in California—regarding an earth-shaking scientific discovery.

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 8:22 AM

    Thanks for quoting this. I am honored.

    Respectfully,

    William Kevin Stoos for
    CANADA FREE PRESS

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